Parody* of ll cool j's "i need love" When
I come home from work I'm
fiendin' for an eight-ball I
got crack on my mind I'm
hearing cocaine call Telling
me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff Keep
it a secret from my wife 'cause, she thinks I don't use drugs There
I was bleeding, from my nose and damn I
couldn't breathe but I'm still thinking about the next gram It's
friday night and I'm not trying to leave my crib doped I'll
kill myself while the dealer's eating japanese food I
ain't got no pride I'm, buying this s t**I'm
lying to myself telling the runner I'm trying to quit It's
all make believe I, pretend that I'm When? ?
you give me credit I'm, dodging you every chance that I get Even
if it's good I'll, sniff it up in a minute Beep
you back complain that you put too much cut in it If
you fall for that and bring me a new sack I'll
be making more crazy faces than jim carrey on crack 'cause
yo I'm ripped I, owe you loot Plus
I annoy you I
deserve to be murdered but, the coke is doing it for you I
got nerve can, you put them pills on my bill Yo
I'll you we're friends and we don't even chill I
need drugs I
need drugs Baking
soda cocaine, how, sweet I
need to find me a crack pipe and I'm complete I
got these crack dealers chasing me through the cement jungle 'cause
they gave me s t**to sell and yo I smoked the whole bundle Yo
I can't front - I got dope in my spleen And
I'm telling everyone at this N A. Meeting. I'm thirty days clean I
won't die even with tuberculosis I
could go on forever mixing dope with my method dosage You
could find me at brighton beach or coney island Or
rikers island My
crack pipe is my violin I
play along to the police siren My
eyes squint looking for crack on the floor Picking
up breadcrumbs and lint I
don't know who I am ask, me I couldn't say I
took a chance and tried to get clean and it lasted one day Tried
to go to rehab too but couldn't get admitted And
if there's money missing from your pocketbook you know who did it I
need drugs I
need drugs As
a young teen I started with marijuana Then
graduated to coke 'cause I needed something stronger Mescaline
dust, downers, injections, sensation I
love to experience a patient's medication I
smoked the drugs off the back of my hands All
I need is a hit of it and I'll create a new dance Protect
yourself baby, cover yourself up My
body swings all over once my seizure erupts Into
a frenzy on, the phone I got thirty sack But
when we meet face-to-face I, got ten dollars less Made
up my mind I'm, quittin' I'm swearing in tears I'm
not gonna get high I'll, only drink bizz Can't
sit and wait for my dealer to come provide it Gotta
party to go to and I'm the only one invited I
search the entire house for the damn white mouse And
when I finally find it I'll, sniff the whole ounce I
need drugs I
need drugs Dealer
listen, to me When
I come home from work Fiendin'
for an eight-ball Nose
candy on my mind I've
come to realize you, need me And
if you want me to keep coppin' Give
me a free piece It's
my birthday Yesterday
Anyway
I'm
gonna go sniff this I'll
beep you in an hour I
hate you
