When we were kids to get some pie
We took the wallet of a passer by
Running down the street we shared a slice
We laughed and didn’t think twice
Remember our old shitty car
Where we found love and I played guitar
The wildest kids in our high school
Kids who broke the rules
Now you’re the great big man in the corner office
Your suit, tie and hair are flawless
You said life’s a game and I’m no fool
Do unto others before they do unto you
Do unto others before they do unto you
We married and had crappy jobs
I worked for Frank. You worked for Bob
But we were happy all the same
You put our first house in my name
A couple of kids in a couple of years
You needed more money and a new career
You said, prey on people’s fears and dreams
Is just part of my scheme
You have fortunes now and political office
You still think your face and hair are flawless
You’ve invented a new golden rule
Do unto others before they do unto you
Screw unto others before they screw you
You met the daughter of a wealthy banker
And I don’t know weather to hate or thank her
Cause I don’t know you any more
A money slut with a greedy whore
Lie to the little guys so they believe
That you’ve got nothing up your sleeve
Make promises that you can’t keep
Take lots of drugs so you can sleep
And do unto others before they do unto you
Screw unto others before they screw you
Do unto others before they do unto you
Screw unto others before they screw you
Do unto others before they do unto you
Screw unto others before they screw you