I'm gonna tell you 'bout a friend of mine
He got two women at the one time
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
His name is Scrimmy and he's a ladies man
He gets as many women as he can
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
Now Scrimmy thinks that he's a real player
But to his women it isn't fair
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
I say " Now Scrim you gotta keep it real"
" Ain't nothing cool about playin the field"
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
Scrimmy says " I'm gonna tell you again"
" I ain't got two women... I got two men!"
But it's still bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
Bigamyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy