Trying*to hook me up on the earpiece too Yeah
you keeping the 1st two wires or not I*
got a gig in California Gonna
make it big in California Big
lights big, dreams It's
all here for you Everyone's
a star in California It's
all about your car in California Big
rims slim, jims Creeping
up on ya That's
the way of life in California Cali-for-ni-a
Won't
you come my way There's
a place to stay in California Now
it's a funky dive but, when the guests arrive You'll
have the time of you life in California It
don't rain in California southern *There*
is always something for the pain in California Cheap
tricks sweet, chicks Creeping
up on ya And
now don't you say I didn't warn you Cali-for-ni-a
Won't
you come my way There's
a place to stay in California Now
it's a funky dive but, when the guests arrive You'll
have the time of you life in California Ba
Ba ba ba ba ba baa do, do do do do do la, la la la la la ohhh, ohh wee-ohh ba, ba ba ba ba baa-aaa aaa aaa The
*state of California (yes) consumes more water in one year (really) than Ohio I*
don't make no plans in California Cali-for-ni-a
Won't
you come my way There's
a place to stay in California Now
it's a funky dive but, when the guests arrive You'll
have the time of you life in California I'm
living it up I'm. living it up I'm, living it up in California I'm
living it up I'm. living it up I'm, living it up in California Hey
Baby...
baby won't you come my way (where) To
the state of Cali-for-ni-a (sure thing) Baby
baby when you hear me sing There
is only one way to go And
that's Cali-for-ni-a C-A-L-I-for-ni-a
C-A-L-I-for-ni-a
And
all the cell phones say brrr You
don't have to say please just, say thank you Trust
me (sure) it's works [laughter]
The
state bird of California is a dunaughty parter coose [laughter]??
The
average person has one point 7 8 cars Shame
on you And
consumes many gallons of gasoline yearly Much
to much Think
about it I
will thank, you I'm
living it up I'm, living it up I'm, living it up in California I'm
living it up I'm, living it up I'm, living it up in California Brought
to you by the citizens of transplanted Californians