Hey Johnny, how'd you like a ride in my boat?
Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
You dredged the lagoons, you big fat goons
You piled granite rocks, constructed the docks
Now the swell's blocked, you just had to ruin her
You're gonna get a mooner, schooner buffooner
Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
So you can taste the flesh of various types of fish
The ecological mess was created for the catch
I hope you choke on bones and trash your two-way tuner
And listen Davy Jones, your thinking is quite lunar
Schooner buffooner, riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
I love the diesel smell of your ocean boat named Sunny
A rocking deck of hell, an ocean-going dunny
Chuck the trash overboard, check out the tuna
There's lots of harbours now with many a crooner
Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
Schooner buffooner, riding around in your boat
Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
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