I'll steal you all the presents from underneath our neighbors tree
And when we wake up we'll order pizza for just you and me
It'll be so much fun hanging out under the winter sun just the two of us
But I don't think you'll feel the same
Every time I try to get close to you, you only run away
And every time I try to get next to you, you tell me to stay away
I'm so sick of being alone on Christmas so I put you at the top of my list
And if I don't get you then I'll put a bullet in his head I'll kill Santa Claus