Every night
I watch the late show
And you know
My only dream
Is to be there on the screen
I'd chat a bit with Dave
He'd listen to what I'd say
And read my name
From a hidden frame
And pretend that he knows me
He'd say I look
Like million bucks
Through he doesn't give a fuck
About who I am
About what I'm saying
Or what he thinks of me
I just want to be
On international TV
So a lot of people I don't know
Can't see me
I wish to God
I was on Dave Letterman
I wish to God
And you can't blame me
I wish to God
I was on Dave Letterman
He's the most powerful
And comical man
On american TV, D
Television rules
The world we know
And Letterman
Sits at the throne
Till the break of Dave
When the late late show
Comes to take my Dave away
